13 Things To Try Out In An Elevator

An elevator has become indispensible now-a-days. What with high-rise buildings and numerous skyscrapers. We do spend a lot of time in elevators and it tends to become a bit boring. Here are some ways to spend your time effectively, lighten up your mood and entertain yourself during the process.

·         Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

·         When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

·         Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

·         Meow occasionally.

·         Say “Ding” at each floor.

·         Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

·         Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

·         When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

·         Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

·         Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

·         Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

·         Swat at flies that don’t exist.

·         Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

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